Me, watching the Spider-Man Far From Home Trailer, sobbing: fucking superb you funky little spider
MJ saying “you look pretty too” to Peter was the best part of the trailer don’t @ me
Peter : I’m just gonna enjoy a calm vacation for once (one time) (1) (just the one)
Nick fury : *nerfs Ned in the neck*
Mysterio : *uses the Thames as play doh*
Any kind of responsible adult superhero : *nowhere to be seen*
Peter :
i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is funny but it’s important to note that Cleopatra was a Ptolemy and they were a Greek-descended dynasty, so an actress of mediterranean descent could def play her. Cleopatra is an exception to this rule tho, all egyptian rulers prior to the ptolemaic dynasty weren’t white, and some of them weren’t even Middle Eastern in appearance as there was a dynasty from Nubia that ruled for a time
im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists
men’s perception of women lounging:
women actually lounging
